The three types of pickles:
Now as you know, there are three types of pickles in the
world (at least 3 important types): there are the Claussen brand, crunchy pickles, always fresh and
delicious, crunchy and zesty (buy a jar today); there's the cooked pickles, tasty, but too soft and mushy for my
taste (they would make good baby food, if babies could eat
pickles); and of course, there are the deli
pickles - the pickles that come with your order, no matter what you
order (grilled cheese sandwich comes with cole slaw and a pickle,
kreplach comes with saurkreut and a pickle, and even a bagel comes with
cream cheese and a pickle - served on a leaf of old lettuce) - these
pickles always seem to be old, and somehow they smell funny too, moreso
than normal pickles. Of course, there are a few other, less important kinds, as well.short recap: