Monkey business


Macroevolution • Students on their way to class are surprised to see a man in a monkey suit trying to get their attention. Cal State University Long Beach alumnus John Lockmer, represented “Christian Students Unit” in search of a teacher to present an argument for Macroevolution. “I’m offering to students $50 if they can find an instructor who’s willing to present an argument for macroevolution,” he said. “We’ll provide a speaker that will present the intelligent design theory, and we’ll give that teacher $100. We’ll even provide a room, audience and publicity, but we’ve tried for three years and haven’t found a teacher to take up that offer.” Erika Jones / Online Forty-niners


News

 

• Sheriff’s report on kidnapping suspect inaccurate
  The kidnapping suspect University Police apprehended May 3 will face charges in Long Beach today.
  
  
  
• Local pubs have dirty secrets
  When someone orders a dirty martini from his or her favorite bar, they usually don’t assume it could actually be dirty. Many people have heard about restaurants that operate in unsanitary conditions or serve food that could be hazardous to people’s health, but do they ever stop to think about the cleanliness of the bar they drink at?
  
  
  
• Senators discuss experiences
  For an Associated Students Senate sometimes criticized and sometimes praised by Cal State Long Beach students, senators took it upon themselves to reflect, good and bad, on their experiences at their final meeting Wednesday.
  
  
  
• Undocumented immigrant tackles scholastic woes
  On an ordinary spring weekday, Cal State Long Beach student Israel Agustin walks through the campus just like any other student.
  
  
  
• Stress stinks, relaxation works
  As the semester comes to a close, only one thing separates students from the shackles of college curriculum and the lazy days of sun and surf.