VOL. 12, NO. 86
California State University, Long Beach March 9, 2006
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Our View: Brainwashed sharks patrol high seas

A rather cruel scientist waits with controller in hand. Meanwhile, a swimmer enjoys the water, never knowing what dangers lurk in the deep. In a scene reminiscent of Steven Spielberg’s “Jaws,” a shark swims silently upwards like a watery bullet toward the swimmer. The swimmer, seeing the predator coming to attack, swims frantically thinking he will surely lose a limb.

Just kidding. The scientist laughs as he pushes a button causing the shark to turn its course. The swimmer doesn’t laugh, however, as relief sets over him. The scientist has just played God, using his controller to manipulate the shark’s mind to do his bidding.

Does this sound crazy? It’s not. Is it real? Quite possibly.

According to NewScientist.com, “Engineers funded by the U.S. military have created a neural implant designed to enable a shark’s brain signals to be manipulated remotely, controlling the animal’s movements, and perhaps even decoding what it is feeling…the Pentagon hopes to exploit sharks’ natural ability to glide quietly through the water…[it hopes] to transform the animals into stealth spies…”

Wow. It’s said that news is defined by the following saying: Dog bites man is not news; man bites dog is. Change that saying to shark bites man because of remote control and the Washington Post has a new headline.

So the question arises: Should the U.S. military be allowed to fund projects that control animals rather then merely training them? After all, they currently train dolphins for military purposes as well. And, is it ethical to physically control the mind of a helpless, yet infamously aggressive killer?

Yes to the first question. Maybe to the second.

Considering the first question, the U.S. military should have whatever means are at its disposal to keep this country ahead. It should be able to fund projects to make sure the American people are protected and can fight when needed. After all, the American military doesn’t work for its own benefit. It works for the advantage of our nation and ultimately, our security from the dangers abroad.

The second question is a more difficult one. Controlling the mind of another being, human or not, is arguably like playing God, so to speak.

Who are we to control animals?

Maybe it is ethical, however, if the controlled animals are used for benevolent purposes. Consider this example. According to
NewScientist.com, John Chapin, a New York researcher, developed a way for rats with brain implants to detect target chemicals commonly used in bombs.

The article said, “The New York Police Department is considering recruiting Chapin’s rats to its disaster response team, where they could be used to detect bombs or even trapped people...”

Given this, maybe the U.S. military can be more ethical if it uses sharks to rescue drowning swimmers instead of finding enemy submarines or underwater bombs.

Move over, Flipper. Jaws is on his way.

The scenario here is a difficult one to decide because the potential for good is equally strong as the potential for bad. What if humans could be controlled using implants in the same way? Then “the man” would finally take over.

 


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