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By S. Derek Sullivan
Summer Forty-Niner
Stanley Kubrick’s last movie, “Eyes Wide
Shut,” sadly is best view with your eyes firmly shut. For the man who gave
us such masterpieces like “Clockwork Orange” and “Full Metal Jacket,” the
movie just does not have it.
The main problem was in the casting. Real
life husband and wife team, Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, play on-screen
husband and wife, Manhattan dwelling Dr. Bill and Alice Harford.
Bill Harford, a successful New York doctor
and Alice Harford, a bored mother, wife and former art gallery employee.
Appropriately, the movie is about nightmares,
real and imagined — watching the movie was a nightmare, too. Alice dreams
of a sexual encounter with a naval officer at a hotel while on vacation
with Bill and is willing to give up everything they have.
Bill tries but never quite has a real sexual
encounter with a prostitute. The on-screen relationship is poorly developed
and we never really know exactly what is wrong with this couple.
Billed as “psycho-sexual thriller,” the
dialogue was hard to keep up with as most of the audience found the Harford’s
conversations amusing.
In his pursuit of sex, Bill Harford flirts
with a cult — again it is not fully explained what the cult is all about
except that every one wears a mask and a hooded cloak.
The cult meets at mansion once a month
and rampant sex goes on in various rooms. Is this a ‘Satanic’ worshipping
group? A senator’s private party? What? We never know.
Tom Cruise’s portrayal of Dr. Harford is
weak, he somehow lacks the masculinity required of the role. His counterparts
in the movie are all older and tougher. Nicole Kidman’s Alice is excruciatingly
painful to listen and watch, especially when the role requires her act
as if she is high on drugs or alcohol.
The sexual chemistry that is supposed to
be there between Kidman and Cruise is non-existent. A brief scene and that
is it.
We see what other actors do too — nothing
special. Anyone can play that.
If you do go to see this approximately
two and a half hour long movie, and feel like keeping your eyes shut, maybe
the music will be a small consolation. Then again, feel free to laugh,
maybe that is where I went wrong.
As a thriller, it falls into the pathetic
category — so it is laughable.
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