Corporate chaos knows no limits
Eric
Boyum
Corporate sponsorship
is ruining sports. It no longer matters if it is professional or amateur
sports.
Take the latest sponsorship
detracting from the value of sport -- the Sears Directors Cup.
This corporate-sponsored
award was recently given to Long Beach State.
Why was Sears so
willing to give LBSU this accolade with its name pasted on it?
Was it because?
(A) LBSU
shattered all of Nikeís sales figures on Michael Jordanís jerseys by selling
Misty Mayís jerseys in Searsí back-to-school catalog.
(B) Misty May is
the new spokesperson for Sears, and this is LBSU ës cut of free publicity.
(C) All savings on
items purchased at Sears (including clothing and washing machines to wash
those soil-stained Dirtbag uniforms) pay for The Pyramidís mortgage balance.
(D) The LBSU athletic
department is being recognized for producing the best sportís teams in
the nation on a ìSears like budget.î
If you answered
(C) or (D), you probably shop at Sears. If you answered (A) or (B),
you have been over-exposed to Misty May hype, similar to the barrage of
Jordan this Jordan that, over the past ten years.
The Sears Cup is
probably not as recognizable as more traditional awards such as the Heisman
Trophy.
LBSU Athletic Director
Bill Shumard said the recognition of the award is confirmation that LBSU
is among the best in non-football competing Division I schools with athletics.
The Sears Cup went
to Long Beach State for overall university athletic accomplishments. Not
for individual accomplishments such as the one the Heisman Trophy represents.
The Honda-Cup went
to one individual, Misty May. This ìHonda awardî does not exactly represent
the Japanese cultural view of teamwork.
Why doesn't
the Honda award goes to the best team and the Sears Cup to the best individual?
Then thereís Bank
One Ballpark, Coors Field, Staples Center, 3-Comm Park and Edison Field.
Whatís next?
The Charmin Trophy
for the team with softest non-conference schedule. Or perhaps it should
be awarded to the most out-of-shape athlete?
Sport's corporate
sponsorship is making it too difficult to decipher what the awards represent.
Eric Boyum is
the sports editor of the Daily Forty-Niner. |