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Vol.7, No 1, August 30, 1999 
[sports]

Enlightening One proposes a plan

By Eric Boyum
Daily Forty-Niner

Again, the question lingers: Is Long Beach State a volleyball, basketball or baseball school? The answer is none of the above. Long Beach State is a football school. That's right, football. 

With this declaration, I am proposing a full-proof plan that will return the sport that ruled Long Beach for years. However, unlike Associated Students Inc. President Toby Sexton, who promised he would fight to return football to LBSU if elected, I plan to actually make good on my pledge. And I am not even running for office. 

But we must examine why we lost the game played on the gridiron in the first place. 

Title Nine, the gender equity law, states all public institutions must have the same amount of male and female athletes in athletics. In other words, if you have 25 men fielding a team (such as baseball), you must have 25 women (such as softball). 

By cutting football, the 49er athletic department eliminated its concerns about how it would field enough teams to serve nearly 50 female student athletes.

To right this wrong, I am proposing LBSU add women's sports in hockey and wrestling. What better way to truly equate the violent nature of testosterone-driven football players as we enter the millennium? Former wrestler and current Minnesota Gov. Jesse "The Mind/Body" Ventura would be proud. 

Women's hockey captured the hearts of Americans by steam rolling anyone in its way of the gold medal during the 1998 Winter Olympic Games in Nagano, Japan.

The U.S. women showed the U.S. men's hockey team how to play the game the way it is supposed to be played.

Female wrestling is riding a larger bandwagon of followers than the one that put Ventura in office. Perhaps LBSU can get the female wrestler formerly known as Sable and high-flying volleyball player Misty May together in a cage match.

Imagine the pay-per-view profits the athletic department could generate. A prime time event such as this could smash the attendance marks set a few weeks ago when robotic gladiators dueled to the death in the Battlebots competition.

This is the stuff elected officials are supposed to come up with. Sexton, I challenge you to propose a better plan as A.S.I. president. Football and women's hockey and wrestling. They could not be more politically correct.

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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