Enlightening One proposes
a plan
By Eric Boyum
Daily Forty-Niner
Again, the question
lingers: Is Long Beach State a volleyball, basketball or baseball school?
The answer is none of the above. Long Beach State is a football school.
That's right, football.
With this declaration,
I am proposing a full-proof plan that will return the sport that ruled
Long Beach for years. However, unlike Associated Students Inc. President
Toby Sexton, who promised he would fight to return football to LBSU if
elected, I plan to actually make good on my pledge. And I am not even running
for office.
But we must examine
why we lost the game played on the gridiron in the first place.
Title Nine, the gender
equity law, states all public institutions must have the same amount of
male and female athletes in athletics. In other words, if you have 25 men
fielding a team (such as baseball), you must have 25 women (such as softball).
By cutting football,
the 49er athletic department eliminated its concerns about how it would
field enough teams to serve nearly 50 female student athletes.
To right this wrong,
I am proposing LBSU add women's sports in hockey and wrestling. What better
way to truly equate the violent nature of testosterone-driven football
players as we enter the millennium? Former wrestler and current Minnesota
Gov. Jesse "The Mind/Body" Ventura would be proud.
Women's hockey captured
the hearts of Americans by steam rolling anyone in its way of the gold
medal during the 1998 Winter Olympic Games in Nagano, Japan.
The U.S. women showed
the U.S. men's hockey team how to play the game the way it is supposed
to be played.
Female wrestling
is riding a larger bandwagon of followers than the one that put Ventura
in office. Perhaps LBSU can get the female wrestler formerly known as Sable
and high-flying volleyball player Misty May together in a cage match.
Imagine the pay-per-view
profits the athletic department could generate. A prime time event such
as this could smash the attendance marks set a few weeks ago when robotic
gladiators dueled to the death in the Battlebots competition.
This is the stuff
elected officials are supposed to come up with. Sexton, I challenge you
to propose a better plan as A.S.I. president. Football and women's hockey
and wrestling. They could not be more politically correct. |